Lately, I’ve lost my shit. And it seems to be ALL over. And try as I might, I can’t get my shit together.
Just when I have most of it scooped up and in a bucket and I think I’m on the verge of getting my shit together… the bucket springs a leak, and then another leak, and before you know it, I’ve lost my shit again.
Then, a shit storm rolls in and that storm turns into a shit tornado, which inevitably, flings shit everywhere.
And as you slog your way through the damage left behind by the shit tornado, Hurricane Shitload starts to form off the gulf. Before you know it, it dumps a torrential shit ton of shit right on top of you, and sends you up Shit’s Creek without a paddle.
Luckily, I have a good pair of rubber boots.