Me: It’s huge. It’s too big. STOP!
The Farmer: You wanted it.
Me: I didn’t think it was this freakin’ big.
The Farmer: Just push it in and stop complaining.
Me: I’m not complaining! I just don’t think it’s gonna slide in easy.
The Farmer: Just give it a good shove.
Me: You’re stronger… you shove it in.
The Farmer: I can’t push AND pull it at the same time.
Me: You’re giving me a headache.
The Farmer: Yeah, well, now my back hurts ’cause we had to do it your way.
Me: Let’s just get this over with, already.
The Farmer: We need another person.
Me: It’s the middle of the day… who’s gonna be available?
The Farmer: Fine, shove it when I tell you. Be careful you don’t dent it.
Me: Stop telling me what to do… you’re aggravating me. I just want to get this over with already.
The Farmer: You’re the one who wanted this… NOT me.
Me: Just shut up and push before I leave and you have to finish this by yourself.
The Farmer: Whatever… just don’t get my fingers stuck.
Me: Well, then don’t put them in the crack!
The Farmer: I don’t need your sarcasm. I know what I’m doing. This isn’t the first time I’ve done this.
Me: Well, it’s not my first time either!
The Farmer: I’m never doing this again with you. Next time, I’m just gonna pay someone.
Me: Ooooh, no! I’ll just ask someone else to do it and you don’t have to be here!
The Farmer: Fine!! I don’t care who it is, as long as it’s not me!
The Farmer: Are you done yet?
Me: NO, I’M NOT DONE!!
The Farmer: ……….how ’bout now?
Me: Let’s just finish this. You’re exhausting me.
The Farmer: Let me make sure it’s lined up. I don’t want to kink it.
Me: Are you ready? I can’t stay in this position forever.
The Farmer: Alright, one last shove and it’s in.
The Farmer: Slow and steady. It’s almost there.
Me: How much more?
The Farmer: That’s perfect. You can stop now!
Me: Ugh, am I glad that’s over.
The Farmer: Like I said… I’m never doing this again with you.
Me: That’s FINE with me.
The Farmer: That really is a nice refrigerator, though.