WARNING: Adult Language

Me: It’s huge. It’s too big. STOP!

The Farmer: You wanted it.

Me: I didn’t think it was this freakin’ big.

The Farmer: Just push it in and stop complaining.

Me: I’m not complaining! I just don’t think it’s gonna slide in easy.

The Farmer: Just give it a good shove.

Me: You’re stronger… you shove it in.

The Farmer: I can’t push AND pull it at the same time.

Me: You’re giving me a headache.

The Farmer: Yeah, well, now my back hurts ’cause we had to do it your way.

Me: Let’s just get this over with, already.

The Farmer: We need another person.

Me: It’s the middle of the day… who’s gonna be available?

The Farmer: Fine, shove it when I tell you. Be careful you don’t dent it.

Me: Stop telling me what to do… you’re aggravating me. I just want to get this over with already.

The Farmer: You’re the one who wanted this… NOT me.

Me: Just shut up and push before I leave and you have to finish this by yourself.

The Farmer: Whatever… just don’t get my fingers stuck.

Me: Well, then don’t put them in the crack!

The Farmer: I don’t need your sarcasm. I know what I’m doing. This isn’t the first time I’ve done this.

Me: Well, it’s not my first time either!

The Farmer: I’m never doing this again with you. Next time, I’m just gonna pay someone.

Me: Ooooh, no! I’ll just ask someone else to do it and you don’t have to be here!

The Farmer: Fine!! I don’t care who it is, as long as it’s not me!

Me: FINE!!!!

The Farmer: Are you done yet?


The Farmer: ……….how ’bout now?

Me: Let’s just finish this. You’re exhausting me.

The Farmer: Let me make sure it’s lined up. I don’t want to kink it.

Me: Are you ready? I can’t stay in this position forever.

The Farmer: Alright, one last shove and it’s in.

Me: Finally.

The Farmer: Slow and steady. It’s almost there.

Me: How much more?

The Farmer: That’s perfect.  You can stop now!

Me: Ugh, am I glad that’s over.

The Farmer: Like I said… I’m never doing this again with you.

Me: That’s FINE with me.

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The Farmer: That really is a nice refrigerator, though.

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