Let’s face it… I have more of a chance of getting hit by a bolt of lightning while tap dancing on the barn roof, than I do of keeping any New Year’s resolutions. So this year, I’m going to be practical and set the bar low for myself and my family…real, real low.
2018 FAMILY RESOLUTIONS
Me: I resolve to stop hiding the Tastykake Juniors in the roadside emergency kit of my SUV
The Farmer in the Dell: I resolve to not leave 0.000000034590 ounces of orange juice in the carton
The Son in the Dell: I resolve to put my dirty laundry IN the basket; not under the basket, around the basket, near the basket or half way in the basket
The Daughter in the Dell: I resolve to put the toilet paper ON the toilet paper holder, instead of on the floor, directly underneath the toilet paper holder
So, here’s good-bye to another year. I wish you health, happiness, peace and prosperity in 2018 (and a little luck in keeping those resolutions).