Let’s face it… I have more of a chance of getting hit by a bolt of lightning while tap dancing on the barn roof, than I do of keeping any New Year’s resolutions. So this year, I’m going to be practical and set the bar low for myself and my family…real, real low.
2018 FAMILY RESOLUTIONS
Me: I resolve to stop hiding the Tastykake Juniors in the roadside emergency kit of my SUV
The Farmer in the Dell: I resolve to not leave 0.000000034590 ounces of orange juice in the carton
The Son in the Dell: I resolve to put my dirty laundry IN the basket; not under the basket, around the basket, near the basket or half way in the basket
The Daughter in the Dell: I resolve to put the toilet paper ON the toilet paper holder, instead of on the floor, directly underneath the toilet paper holder
So, here’s good-bye to another year. I wish you health, happiness, peace and prosperity in 2018 (and a little luck in keeping those resolutions).
The Farmers in the Dell 
Haha…made my day! Best resolutions ever! Please update us a year from now to let us know how everyone did. 🙂
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My personal favourite, is the inability of any member of my family to put the empty toilet roll in the bin, which is within throwing distance of the toilet. Instead they leave the roll on the floor next to the bin!!.
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