For auld lang syne, my dear

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Let’s face it… I have more of a chance of getting hit by a bolt of lightning while tap dancing on the barn roof, than I do of keeping any New Year’s resolutions.  So this year, I’m going to be practical and set the bar low for myself and my family…real, real low.

2018 FAMILY RESOLUTIONS

Me:  I resolve to stop hiding the Tastykake Juniors in the roadside emergency kit of my SUV

The Farmer in the Dell:  I resolve to not leave 0.000000034590 ounces of orange juice in the carton

The Son in the Dell:  I resolve to put my dirty laundry IN the basket; not under the basket, around the basket, near the basket or half way in the basket

The Daughter in the Dell:  I resolve to put the toilet paper ON the toilet paper holder, instead of on the floor, directly underneath the toilet paper holder

So, here’s good-bye to another year.  I wish you health, happiness, peace and prosperity in 2018 (and a little luck in keeping those resolutions).

HAPPY NEW YEAR

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